2011 highlights:
- I’m not pregnant.
- I didn’t die.
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So I think it would be best if I just told you my belief system, so you know where I stand, right off the bat. And since this my belief system, I’d like to offer that if you don’t believe what I believe that maybe tonight after the show your family and my family could get together, and have a war. It’s very popular now, I dont know if you’ve been watching the news, it’s very ‘in’. I think its a great idea, because then we’ll all die faster, and we’ll just know who was right.
“Duuude, it was toootally your God, you jerk. Okay, I gotta go to hell now, I’ll see you later.”
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Buddy Wakefield (via rasputin ) (via artandocean) |
No. Just no.
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This is the Chromatic Typewriter, my entry to the 2012 West Prize competition. The prize is awarded via popular vote this year. Click the source to get to the West Collection and to download the West Collection app. The app will let you browse the amazing entries and to vote on
this pieceyour favorites. Fellow artists: It’s not too late to submit your own work!(Edit: please encourage your friends and friends of friends to download the West Collection app and vote for this piece! I could use every vote you can muster Tumblrverse! Click on the photo to get to the West Collection site!)
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Ive been asked why I have taken the hard line on illegal immigration. Why I WONT support Perry and am struggling with Gingrich. The reason is simple. As many of you know I am a naturalized citizen who’s parents went thru the system not around it to make a better life for me. Personally it disgusts me to see our elected representatives “having a heart” for criminals. How about a man who embezzels money from work because his family is doing without. Do we excuse this behavior because we feel sorry for the guy. Personally I say ok but if that is what our Legal system has become to politicians then we are in trouble. If you are here for 25 years illegally… you need to go home. Remember the woman who excaped 18 years ago and lived a productive life. Had kids, PTA and house and a good job.. but someone recognized her and she was returned to prison.
How to be a good best friend:
Step one: Honesty.
dude, im a total wuss.
like, not as wussy as you.
but wussy enoughStep two:
Insist that there must be a balance.
see the edited post :)
How to be a good best friend:
Step one: Honesty.
dude, im a total wuss.
like, not as wussy as you.
but wussy enough
Step two: Telepathy.
talk to the boy! Make him love you! :DF
and disregard that F
or pretend it’s facial hair.
Friend:I thought you wanted me to pretend he was facial hair xD
oh my gosh this the BEST episode of The Big Bang Theory.
finally got back on my tumblr :D
actually, I think I might delete this one and use the other one I’ve been using instead. :|
After all that work…
